"Conflicting and not the kind of deal anyone would accept except at sword-point," Kreyu agrees, tail lashing.

"Those clauses point to the signer as being the one subjected to the terms, but going by the date neither of these two could have signed the contract, they wouldn't have been born yet."

"Ah, yes. If you read further down in the seventh section you'll see that upon death of the signer the debt passes to their next of kin." SOMEONE wasn't expecting to actually have to defend the contents of the contracts.